Tuesday Tunes

Lyrics –

Yeah
This one’s about my wife, heh
And her infinite men
Her Kindle’s basically a brothel at this point
‘Kay, hey, hey

My wife ain’t cheating, but her Kindle sure is
‘Cause she’s got 30 fake dudes all calling her miss
There’s a fae king, a wolf shifter, a demon on deck
And a vampire who’s somehow always kissing her neck

She laughs, kicks her feet, gets all blushy and warm
While I’m in the kitchen fighting Tupperware like a storm
I’m like, babe, you good? She’s like: O-M-G, wait
The orc just picked her up, like she’s his fated mate!

Girl, how I’m supposed to compete with that?
These dudes got wings, tattoos, and stamina stats
Meanwhile, I’m over here with back pain and snacks
At night, whoa

My wife got book boyfriends lined up in rows
She could start a damn army with the men she chose
Every night, she’s like: O-M-G, new toy!
And I’m just standing here like: Girl, what about your boy?
She got a harem, a whole damn crew
Six in every book, and she reads book two
She don’t need reality, she got her joys
A library full of delicious boy toys (look, babe)

Look, babe, don’t take it so rough
Just ’cause my book-men are a little more buff
They got claws, magic, fangs, torsos carved like art
You got dad jokes, snack crumbs, and a good heart
Which is cute, but these men be like: My queen, my mate
Let me worship you all night with unholy fate’
Meanwhile, you’re like: Babe, want a DoorDash fry?
I love you, boo, but these men got thighs

She’ll finish a series and swear she’s fine
Then 30 minutes later, she’s got a new man online
I ask, who’s he? She says: Oh, just a prince
Then shows me a cover with a dude who’s all rinse and ripped
She says: Babe, he’s sweet, and he calls her his treasure
Girl, if I talked like that, you’d call 9-1 for pressure
But, hey, if she’s happy with her little book clan
I guess I’m okay being boyfriend number (turns, damn, ten)

My wife got book boyfriends stuffed in her brain
I swear, if they paid rent, we’d be rollin’ in gain
She dimples, giggles, screams: Oh my God!
While I’m just sitting there feeling oddly flawed
She got a harem, a magical squad
Each one built like a Roman Greek God
She don’t need reality, she got her joys
Stacked like Jenga with her pretty boy toys

She says: Babe, he’s sweet, and he calls her his treasure
Girl, if I talked like that, you’d call 9-1 for pressure
But, hey, if she’s happy with her little book clan
I guess I’m okay being boyfriend number (ten), damn, ten

Look, babe, I get it
They’re fictional, don’t cry
I’m not crying, just heavily hydrated in the eye
You’ll always be my main character, babe
Until the next series drops
Probably

My 2 cents –

This is last weeks earworm that led me to therapy. lol.

Tuesday Tunes

Lyrics –

He said
“Take a seat over there, on the chair by the couch
Tell me what you’ve been thinking about
There’s nothing you can say that’s out of bounds
You can trust me, swear I’m here for you now”
I’ve heard it all before, he took out his pen
But as he wrote down each, each thing that I said

Oh, well, the mood just changed
He started acting strange
This was our next exchange

He said
“I’ll tell you what, I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can be
Of any help, think I need help now,” is what he said to me
Might even need it more than me now, oh, the irony
I’m so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy
“I tell you what, I’m sorry, but I thought I’d never see
A case as bad as yours, don’t think I have a remedy,” mm
Think he needs help now, oh, the irony
I’m so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy

So I got up from the chair where I sat by the couch
He said to me, “Could you sit back down?”
And I could see as I turned around
Really needed someone he could talk to now, said
“Thought that I’d seen it all, turns out I was wrong
Wish I could help you out, you’ll have to be strong”

Oh, well, the mood just changed
He started acting strange
This was our next exchange

I’m so messed up, I’m so messed up, I’m so messed up now
I’m so messed up, I’m so messed up, I’m so messed up now
I’m so messed up, can’t you see?
I’m so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy

I went out yesterday to get food from the store
And ran into the man from before
Right by the exit door
He stopped me to talk
Said that he went to go and look for some help
A funny thing happened and I said, “Do tell”

Oh, and the story is, mm
My doctor found a doctor and his doctor told him

“I’ll tell you what, I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can be
Of any help, think I need help now,” is what he said to me
Might even need it more than me now, oh, the irony
I’m so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy
“I tell you what, I’m sorry, but I thought I’d never see
A case as bad as yours, don’t think I have a remedy,” mm
Think he needs help now, oh, the irony
I’m so messed up, I sent my therapist to therapy

My 2 cents –

Okay I had another parody style song stuck in my head so I went to youtube…to get rid of it…and this came up right after. It was so funny I even sent it to my therapist.

A Drawtober funny

In order to conserve my sketchbooks I often choose to do multiple sketches on a single page. These two ended up being funny. It looks like the elephant is afraid of the ghosty….

Wild Wednesday

So many topics…. what should I talk about?

Okay, I got something! I used to love mythology… like ALL of them. I mean I enjoy the random stories of the spider god Anansi… and the Celtic mythology of the Fae… and…. and…. and….

So that being said… I found a way to say that someone knows nothing about mythology (Greek) without actually having to say that…

Talk about the opposite of relationship goals 😂😂😂

Tired Thursday

I know I normally do the tea party… Or tech reviews. Or book reviews. And I know that y’all deserve better than a blah update… But I am just so exhausted. Between all of the writing and the stupid crap that people do to each other… I think that I need to recoup. So I am just going to post some fun memes