It’s still not a game of who has the biggest here, but, uh, I do!

I got this, huge book of, rules, that’s, thicker than all of yours, and there’s no challenging me on that, ‘k???

Huge book of, rules, the rules aren’t supposed to be breached, broken, overlooked, no, everything on there is followed, word-for-word, down to the t’s.  Huge book of, rules, that, is what I have, what I hold myself to, a too high, set of, standards for me, that nobody else can, EVER match up to.

like this one…

And that would be probably why, I’m never supposed to find a man (two-legged, XY FREAKS???), ‘cuz, NO man will ever, live UP to my too high standards here.

Huge book of, rules, what I’m, guided by, the pages started getting, put in, since the day I was born, and, sometimes, more…